SO Abby and Norah switched sleeping routines this week, and i am sure that they planned it between the two of them just to throw us off. I am also sure it is a coverup for a much bigger project they are planning that I have yet to uncover , as well as a careful ploy to completely remove my need for any type of sleep. Norah used to hit the hay for bed right after bath at 7:00, nurse to sleep , wake up briefly for a snack at 12 then back to sleep till 4, then a snack till 6 then asleep till 9, not too bad. Abby used to nap during the day and then not get to sleep until 8 or 9, so now Abby is not napping and crashes hardcore at 5:30 till 6 am, and Norah is awake until 9 or 10. SO, what are they hatching? hmmm... a plot for global domination? let's just think of a world run completely by a 2 1/2 year old and a 6 month old... I'm willing to bet there will be lots of candy, juiceboxes, bugs, things that rattle great sounds, and bananas. Everyone would be able to watch a movie before bed, we could go swimming everyday, dinner is cancelled in favour of dessert, and nail polish on tiny toes would dry instantly instead of having to wait and hop up and down on one foot. Walmart would only be a toy/candy/banana store, there would be no pants, only pretty panties, and all daddy's would have fairy costumes that would fit for playtime. And lastly I'm sure that travel by car via carseat would be outlawed, those little chicklets would have time travel figured out lickety split. And somehow the tired out mommy's and daddy's of the world would just ... sigh.... and let them all take over in exchange for one decent nights sleep. So my little Pinky and the Brain hopefully will sync this whole sleep thing out at somepoint and then I can fight my way out of this stupor for good. :) IN the meantime here are my favorite shots of June so far:
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