Puppy for Sale!!

Puppy for sale! Puppy for sale!
One cute tail waggely puppy for sale!

He loves to give kisses and smiles when he **sses
He runs like a gerbil on speed
His black fuzzy hair makes him look like a bear
but he's really to small to be mean

Puppy for sale! Puppy for sale!

One cute tail waggely puppy for sale!

He eats lots of good things and and then a few bad
he chews on the sofa and darn!
when no one was looking he snuck up behind
and grabbed up some needles and yarn!

Puppy for sale! Puppy for sale!

One cute tail waggely puppy for sale!

That stinking cute pup, well I'll tell you what's up
he looked like a walrus agorge
with needles all sticking from out of his mouth
and a swatch in his throat not too large

Puppy for sale! Puppy for sale!

One cute tail waggely puppy for sale!

The cable was strewn all over the floor
in small pieces, purple and forlorn
And boy that cute puppy, that waggely puppy,
well he wished he had never been born

Puppy for sale! Puppy for sale!

One cute tail waggely puppy for sale!

The only small thing that I give thanks for this day
is that while choking and gagging he whined
so the daddy arrived and saved my swatch from inside
that cute waggely puppy's behind!

Puppy for sale! Puppy for sale!
As a matter of fact he's quite cheap
tell you what if you take him I'm sure that I can
pay you with kisses on cheeks!